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May 993
The elusive fae artist Lanky has installed his latest statue, Ponderment, an abstract of a student sleeping at his desk, in the Checkerboard Square of the university campus. 
The annual Realm Hospital No-Bake Sale was a wonderful success, with the winning bid on Miss Ivy Stellar’s Dazzled Dream cake being placed by Mr. Davy Jones. The imaginary cakes were brilliantly illustrated by this newspaper’s own cartoonist, Cryptic Penn. 
Preparations for the Kite Flying Regatta are underway. This year’s theme is Anywhere, Anytime. 
Pollywaddle and friends have returned from their winter vacation. Remember, only feed them fresh bait fish! 
“Much Ado About Mayhem” had a disappointing opening night. The storm outside was more entertaining than the cast’s lacklustre performance.
April 993
Spring has sprung! 
New Warden issues challenge! The Realm is agog. 
Wedding season blooms 
And in suburban news, the Spring Frenzy sales have begun. Watch out, folks! It’s rough out there. 
Students caught once again illegally modifying roaches for racing. Dean unamused. 
Amazing story of a cyber cat space-hitching its way home.